to my fat friend, i really want to ask you how and why people would want to have sex with you, but i don't want to offend you. so i'm writing it here, in the personals. please respond here.
i hate it when others are more successful than i am and love it when they don't succeed.
to whoever bitched about the cackling hyenas in our music history class: thank you for that.
to the editor of the personals: music majors and minors take classes that deal with music. were you unaware that there's a school here called mason gross?
to the girl at brower that was talking about dragonball z and sex...marry me
I saw the light! And then I realized it was the EE so I jumped out of the way. God damn vodka...
To the couple arguing outside the ccc, please stop. I didn't pay soo much money to hear this type of high school shit as I am trying to study. Get some privacy becuase no one wants to hear this.
Vitamin C isn't the only thing in your pineapple juice...
this this site sucks more dick than spicy caramel
To my dorm, I don't want to be that guy, but honestly fuck you. Your shitty techno music doesn't need to blast at all hours of the day, especially while I'm trying to sleep or study. Also, to the bitches who live next to me, stop coming home plastered and bringing home guys. I'm tired of hearing you shriek with them until 4 AM.
to my roommate, you graduated. fucking leave.
to the indian guy in work design who presented the LX bus presentation.... youre hot!
to the girl in brower eating wings in front of me, holy fuck I don't think i've ever been more disgusted by watching a woman eat in my entire life. It may work to put a starburst in your mouth and pull out the wrapper, but to put in a wing and then just pull out the bone, very different concept. I just see the tip of the wing sticking out of your mouth while you suck that shit dry. I somewhat wonder wat it'd b like getting head from you but at the same time i'd rather not hav a girl LITERally eat my dick. dayum
To my physics lab TA on cook/douglass, I look forward to seeing your super hot, chicken legs that make me want to learn physics to perfect the way our bodies change positions on an inclined plane.
To the blond girl with pink streaks in her hair in the front of my calc 3 class, shut the fuck up! Your voice and the random shit you say are fucking annoying!
nobody has loved you. nobody loves you. nobody ever will love you
to the guy who sits at the steps of the voorhees library, we cross each other's paths every tuesday and friday and and seeing your face is the only thing that makes me smile when i'm not so happy. i hope we run into each other again very soon before the end of the semester :) sincerely, the girl who crosses your path as well
To my roommate, the fact that you call your mom "mommy" makes me barf in my mouth a little... kind of the same reaction with everything stupid thing that comes flying out of your mouth.
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T RBK ON THEDIRTY.COM???
hi
i wonder if any rutgers students will ever make it to isanyoneup.com
your soul is #000000
To class registration, fukkkkkkk you!
LOL its your birthday and no one loves you :P
To the girl who leaves her shit swimming around in the toilet and doesn't flush.... fucking EW.
Don'tyou just love active students who are actually going to go somewhere in life
